oh wow....squirrel

OMFG CATERPILLAR!

Ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.............no.

Brouhaha...xD

Llamas are soo better than peacocks...

I LIKE YELLING INTO GLOVES! wtf?

Sometimes I pee with my ear...

what could YOU do with a poptart?

POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!!! If you have enough poke-balls to catch all 45 gazillion...

Poptart-to go!

Hey hey you you, I am stalking your mom!

lesson of the day: Never kick a squirrel with rabies.

NUHLAHUAHUHLUHABAHUHLALA PIE!!!!

Zombies have a distinct flavor to them, with just the right ammount of rabies on them!

I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIRR-IIRRT
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIRR-IIRRT
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIRR-IIRRT
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIIRR-IIRRT
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE???
That's right, Chuck Norris is in my jar, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY JAR OF DIIRR-IRRT!!!!!
There is a very thin line between what is funny, and what is dangerous and excruciatingly painful.

'HEY GUYS, WACHISS' definition- A dare devils last words.

People taste funny! THEIR A SWEET AND TANGY SENSATION!

KANAME IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE!!! -hiss-
SESSHOMARU IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE! -growls-
GANONDORF IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE!!! -starts foaming at mouth-
KAKASHI IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE!!! - starts to stalk you slowly-
SNAPE IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE!!! -bitesyou then runs-

I AM A VERY POSSESIVE GIRL! FAN-GIRL THAT IS!!! -the men listed above are currently locked in my pantry, don't you dare go near them O.o-'Any advice, da?' Hmm... Always eat breakfast, leave rooms quietly, and always say more than you know' 'That makes no sense pa' 'You make no sense' 'That wasn't nice' 'Your face isn't nice'
Mah puppeh can eatchu whole, like this..
RAWR RAAA RAWR RRRARRRARRR RAWR OM OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

i has an afro --->

um...wow. CHUCK NORRIS IS BETTER THAN ELMO...

xD afros ftw